May 2013
thepretendr:
“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
ayeleesh:
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
horse-feces:
twerks-of-being-a-wallflower:
davestrjder:
“haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest
vanilla scented incest
Status: Rain! :)
Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.
askinnyblackman:
it’s weird how i’ll marathon an entire series without stopping but if someone tries to make me watch a youtube video that lasts longer than 30 seconds all i can think is “i don’t have time for this”
“i have so much fucking homework” i whisper to myself while i continue scrolling down my dashboard, hating myself more and more every minute
“I desire her and I hate her. I would like to take her in my arms and embrace her...”
– Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden (via drug-fairy)
shannananan:
mercimonamie:
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
Parking in Westwood
yougotoucla:
dying
