thepretendr: “Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
ayeleesh: when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
horse-feces: twerks-of-being-a-wallflower: davestrjder: “haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest vanilla scented incest
Status: Rain! :)
Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.
askinnyblackman: it’s weird how i’ll marathon an entire series without stopping but if someone tries to make me watch a youtube video that lasts longer than 30 seconds all i can think is “i don’t have time for this”
“i have so much fucking homework” i whisper to myself while i continue scrolling down my dashboard, hating myself more and more every minute
I desire her and I hate her. I would like to take her in my arms and embrace her...– Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden (via drug-fairy)
shannananan: mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. oh my god you managed to one up john green.
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